my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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