Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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