No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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