i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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