new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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