What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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