My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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