Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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