Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
its liver damage thursday
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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