i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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