this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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