He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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