hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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