Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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