how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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