Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
