This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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