Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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