if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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