My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I would make an Edward Cullen joke, but seeing as he only bangs dudes didn't really see how it could fit
Sweetie, nobody loves working retail.
Hahahaha! No, that shit sucks!
@bestwit there's a difference between chest and nipples you fucking moron
I know, GA. But for some reason, they keep coming back. Must be doing something right, eh?
Why was your fucking mom staring at your fucking nipples? Fuck!
that's a very legitimate question
Considering op says chest instead of breast I'm gonna have to say op is a guy. Maybe it was Edward Cullen.
Hey, a girl I've been fucking for a while used that same sort of excuse for her husband... Such a horribly awesome liar, but great fuck..
You are terrible, absofuckinlutely terrible.
Retail sex :D
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