You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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