I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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