We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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