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  • Not fake...I'm - in all likelihood - the sister. We were at my brother and his fiance's place. They had been all over each other all night, so I asked the guy I was with to send this to fuck with them. And then we ended up having sex anyway. And now it's on this website. Great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:28pm
  • the fact that you came up with that convoluted statement makes you "dumber than a bucket of shit" as you so eloquently put it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Wow finally a post from Madison ms I didn't post, I'm proud!

    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 21, 10 at 10:59am
  • Brooklyn we da best so stop haten that way i ran shit(king brooklyn)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:17am
  • Erie pa rules! I fuck the mothers of NYC faygalos!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:13am
  • how does one borrow a condom anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:07pm
  • @11:24 take a fucking history and a geography course! The taint of the us? Um...I guess according to my knowledge of human anatomy, the taint would not be located at the tip of anything, it's kind of in the middle I guess you might say, so Texas being a taint makes absoulutely no sense. On another note, Texas is the only state that may fly it's flag higher than the American flag, what now? Pwned!! -the original 11:22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • Brooklyn rapes the rest of the US.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am
  • 601 is Mississippi. Not necessarily fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:32am
  • 12:17. Don't group an entire region. I am from the south and I guarantee I can hold a conversation on Amy topic you choose with out letting emotions and/or bias getting in the way as to have an academic discussion. This is from Lucedale Mississippi area in case you were wondering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:24pm
  • No, you're that again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:08am
  • 12:08(2) by saying "you're trying too hard" doesn't make you funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 11:38 ooooooooooooooooooo even Miley Cyrus is better than that shitt!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:39am
  • You're get off our dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:43am
  • Fuck the bible. I've thrown them out windows and set one on fire, so fuck that shit. God didn't write that piece of shit, dumb people did, and you're dumb for reading it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:03am
  • BIGGIE > HOV > EVERYONE ELSE > MILEY CYRUS > UGK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:38am
  • @11:40 try again. Texas cannot fly it higher than re us flag. NO State can. Not even your beloved shit hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58am
  • Wait but.... Brooklyn>south. Fuck the south, hard in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:44am
  • i have no idea what any of ya'll are talkin about, sooooo yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:57am
  • Bed stuy > your hood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:26am
  • if i'm stayin at my buddy's place i'll text him that.... even though its not true... so i believe this one.... its not fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm
  • miley cyrus owns ugk hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • Undergound Kingz? They fucking suck. So does Texas, the taint of America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am
  • FYI florida is the wang of america, and louisiana is the taint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am
  • no one envies the south. the south wishes it wasn't the fuckin south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am
  • 11:58? You're a total dumbass and a perfect example of what's wrong with america. Texas can because Texas is the only state that has been it's own country. Dumb shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:05pm
  • 11:57 you're definitely a failure from the south. Not ny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58am
  • Obviously, I would never pick Brooklyn as a place to vacation, so you're right, I've never been. You can get started on the south if you'd like, because most of Dallas isn't considered the south or poor, and the part that is poor has nothing to do with me, so go right ahead, and get started

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm
  • 10:18 dude you're dumb. Go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:20am
  • There's gonna be ignorant people wherever you go. It's that simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Brooklyn Heights > every other part of BK and NYC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am
  • Nazi* sorry, I was correcting my Spelling error, but I'm on my iPhone, not my laptop and got kicked off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Dude this shits fucked. Seriously fucked. I would kick his ass forreal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am
  • People in NYC are awesome. You, however, are lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:00am
  • how's this fake, you idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:25am
  • actually this happened to me before...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm
  • stupid and fake how lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • People in the south are ignorant. They don't know how to speak. Also, they're mostly racist and homophobic. Don't get me wrong, Brooklyn has their fare share of ignorance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:17pm
  • wow that was probably the dumbest set of replies ever?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:33am
  • 12:58 i guess i did, damn women should stay there ass in the kitchen where we belong. damn! next time he should just punch in the face that should get hes point across. riiiiiggghhhttt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:08pm
  • New or slightly used?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:26pm
  • I'd just like to say, that I'm 11:09.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:10am
  • If someone asked me that all they'd get from me is a 1 3/4 inch wrench swung into the side of their head.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Nov 13, 11 at 9:50pm
  • NYC greater than any place on earth.....are you being serious? @ 1:29

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Who the fuck says "y'all?" Cousin fucking southerners. Wu Tang for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:02pm
  • They should have kept the name Dumb Shit when they joined the USA -- it's so appropriate!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 11:58, google it, because you're wrong and now you sound fucking stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Ok...east ny...all day !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am
  • HOV, H to tha O-V, I used to sell snowflakes by the O-Z

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:30am
  • Fuck NYC and super fuck Mississippi!! Dallas, tx y'all! And for all of you hip hop fans, Houston is home of the chopped and screwed and UGK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:22am
  • 1:29 brooklyn > Bronx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:53pm
  • my husband says i have no feelings....apparently i'm heartless or something i don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Miley Cyrus owns and shits on ugk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • I'm not jealous of the south. I've been in the south, I don't think it's bad but nyc will always be better to me, of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:39am
  • i thought the civil war was over apparently i was wrong....stupid history books they lie about everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Okay, maybe because you attract corny people and all the great people in NYC would never talk to your ignorant southern ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:05pm
  • i'm from the south, and i love it here! i live in the middle of nowhere and can shot a deer from my back yard. life cant get any better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:59am
  • Who in the south can top biggie? Who anywhere can top biggie? NO ONE niggas dead yet he better than alllllll your shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:32am
  • borrow.. because when they're done they'll give it back...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:34pm
  • This is just wrong on all fronts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Hicks try too hard to be cool, because they're fucking hicks and that sucks, therefore they are lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:13am
  • Brooklyn > every other place. Bed stuy what's gooood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:15am
  • 10:31 but all anyone ever remembers is that nyc is the birthplace of hip hop.So that's all that mattters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:34am
  • Bronx can lick my clit dry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Biggie > hov > everyone else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:36am
  • So been there before... Ha ha ha ha Ahh memories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 12:15 way to be the person no one likes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 11:51 you know ya ass never even been in Brooklyn, so you don't know shit. There are poor people all over the country, and don't get me started on the south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:54am
  • 12:26 actaully i was very witty, just that the unknown error apparently didn't want me to embarrass you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I do love it when bitches nibble the taint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:15am
  • nope not the only one, other people have basically said that this is wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:54pm
  • I'm the "grammar natzi" and I'm from the south...I live in uptown Dallas which is right next to the gayborhood and actually white is the minority in Texas, so I don't know many racists either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:23pm
  • This is so possible. I've done this myself when i was dating my best friends sister. He would slide em under door lol better than me knockin his sister up. he was a year older than me and me an his sister were same age. I was datin his sister before we were friends so different situation but still happened alot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:43pm
  • People from their cities will always think they're the best, This is old news people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:44am
  • 10:28 how exciting. Fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:29am
  • Ridin dirty?? Are you fucking kidding me. Fuck outta here bitch. Big pimpin > all your shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:28am
  • NYC > any place on earth.. hence why it's the CAPITAL OF THE WORLD - get your shit right and ppl from Brooklyn I wouldn't be too proud of it b/c Brooklyn is trash. BOOGIE DOWN FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:29pm
  • There are people in the south that I'm sure are very intelligent, well-spoken people. I'm sure there are racists and homophobes, but the same goes for every state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:20pm
    • i wonder if they know the difference between there and they're...

      Submitted by Titsonabull on Jul 15, 10 at 8:01am
      • not funny I'm from Mississippi and most of us are very intelligent. stop with the stereotypes

        Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 18, 11 at 9:24pm
  • @ 12:05 (1st one). A proud resident of the state of Texas, a country formerly known as Dumb Shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:09pm
  • People always choose NYC, or manhattan has a vacation spot. Seeing as how Brooklyn is a part of NYC, you fail. Texas is the fucking south, look at a map retard, it's alllllll the way down so maybe, that means south! And who ever goes on vacation to Texas? No one. Never in my life have I heard someone go, I'm going on vacation to texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:03pm
  • NYC faygs can nibble my taint!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:08am
  • haha. happened to me to tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:42am
  • in the south, "y'all" means 1 person and "y'all y'all" means 2 or more. Southerners are dumber than a bucket of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Off to do grown up things, thanks for entertaining me, kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:31pm
  • i'm from the south and i'm not homophobic or racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:19pm
  • i was wondering the same thing 3:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Brooklyn > Mississippi. Sister fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:01am
  • I did... And meant it! They're all taint munchers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:11am
  • definitely fake you moe-rons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:21am
  • 12:08 please learn to spell y'all. The apostrophe goes where the letters you dropped were lefted out, the same rule applies for any conjunction. Also, to whoever said the south was ignorant, obviously you're the ignorant one, because you reside in sucklyn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:15pm
  • I'm from Mississippi and I fuck my sister. AND WHAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:20am
  • I think I'm the only one who thinks this is wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:44pm
  • You're all trying too hard, and all lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:28pm
  • fucking grammar nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 1:50 i knew you were :D i have a sense of humor, unlike some people on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Brooklyn accents make me throw up in my mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:54am
  • i say ya'll and i don't fuck my cousins or my siblings or anyone else in my family for that matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Don't start that again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:06am
  • @1:39 - and so is your mother for having an ignorant ass like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Southern accents make me throw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:55am
  • 10:06 I don't really give a shit what town you're from, but step one foot in my hood and POP right in the head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:11am
  • hov murders ugk any day son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:31am
  • southern gentlemen......yum :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:14pm
  • 12:12 you're the corniest person here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Sippin' on purple and rollin' up stanky, wake up in the mornin' ten o'clock drankin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:36pm
  • honestly how would you get your feelings hurt on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Mississippi can suck a big one. BROOOOOKLYN IS WHERE ITS ATTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:56am
  • 12:05 google it really, ANY state can fly a flag as high as the american flag AS LONG as there on different poles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I'm from the south too! Love it here also! Yesterday my cousins came over so..you already know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm
  • true only biggie > hov

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:35am
  • Sounds more like an insult than something real....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:20am
  • i think 12:31 (1,2) is 12:!2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:34pm
  • i'm a country girl its gonna take ALOT more than that to piss me off, you can keep trying if you'd like though :) @ 12:58

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Dallas can suck a baby's nut cuz they can't handle the big black dick of NYC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:23am
  • *definitely wrong*. Very wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:56pm
  • You're all trying too hard, and all lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:02pm
  • 10:06 so obviously you live in the shittiest town ever and you know that if you came to nyc, you'd get the shit beaten out of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:09am
  • i can't tell you, i've never gotten my feelings hurt on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Brooklyn smells like ass, shitty rap, poor people, cluttered streets, too many fucking cars, and polution!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:51am
  • 601 Vicksburg I'm guessing!? Ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:28am
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