Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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