She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
What drink are we having for lunch?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
