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  • Actually the "family jewels" are the balls not the penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:29pm
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  • Family jewels are the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:56pm
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  • Quick! I need to Hide my Jewels....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25pm
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  • hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:14pm
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  • Family jewels are the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:57pm
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  • Who ever said it was the penis?.. Always thought it was the balls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:12pm
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  • 8:44 - your one sick bastard.,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:51am
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  • In reply to the person who said they pit their whole package In a girls vag, u MUST have the smallest penis every! Or she has the BIGGEST vag ever, I'm goin with.....u have a small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:19pm
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  • Diamonds are a girls best friend

    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 1, 10 at 2:28pm
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  • Who cares if the family jewels are balls or penis ... this is still funny!

    Submitted by lallaala on Feb 1, 10 at 4:34pm
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  • Fuck yes you clever bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:37pm
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  • Hahaha anchorman all day 4:44!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:17pm
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  • In soviet Russia people with penis' are referred to as "rapists"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:48pm
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  • The balls are the jewels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:53pm
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  • I like pie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:02am
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  • No. The vagina is what makes the jewels shrivel up an die. Only men should touch other Men's jewels!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:44am
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  • My name is the jolly green giant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:57pm
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  • The balls are the family jewels, not the dick, you idiot. Puns aren't funny when an idiot makes them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:38pm
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  • No, teh balls are the family jewels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:27pm
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  • Guess it would lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:24pm
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  • The penis isn't the jewels. The testes are the jewels. Get it straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:50pm
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  • Yes, yes it would. Lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:24pm
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  • I have my pussy pierced twice does that make it a jewelry box?

    Submitted by SmileImNaked on Feb 2, 10 at 1:50pm
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  • This is fucking awesome! New favorite person!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:31pm
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  • Actually, Freud did interpret a jewelry box in one of his patient's dreams as a vagina that needed protection. He was such a fruitcake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:40pm
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  • Actually a woman's mouth is the family jewel box.

    Submitted by TheMovement4 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:22pm
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  • Mmm, whipped cream apple pie.

    Submitted by Serec on Apr 6, 10 at 6:58pm
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  • Lmao!!!!! Never thought about it like that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:22pm
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  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23pm
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  • 3:19...... not really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:18pm
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  • No just box.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:53am
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  • It's the testes that are the jewels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:45am
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  • i often enjoy putting my nuts inside my girl

    Submitted by JNizzleFoShizzle on Feb 1, 10 at 3:30pm
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  • A womans vagina is a cock-holster, beef curtains, camel toe, moose knuckle, cunt, snatch, twat, pussy, ARBYS ROAST BEEF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:45pm
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  • Family jewels means the whole package. So, unless you put your testicles in your girl's pussy, you're a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:54pm
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  • Always has you idiot

    Submitted by ohmm on Jun 23, 12 at 12:43pm
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  • Omg I came

    Submitted by 420King on Jan 28, 12 at 7:37pm
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  • 1:50, no it doesn't, Daddy Issues. Go get your acceptance and approval somewhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:02am
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  • add

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:36pm
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  • No. Vaginas. Just vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:07pm
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  • I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

    Submitted by Funkman on Feb 1, 10 at 4:42pm
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  • the family jewels are the nuts if anything the shaft is the key to the jewelry box (pussy)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:22pm
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  • A mans balls are referred as the family jewels not his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:19pm
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  • Didn't think this one through before posting did ya

    Submitted by jondime23 on Feb 1, 10 at 5:53pm
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  • Fnarst!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25pm
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  • Hhahahaha I like how 4:22 felt like he needed to explain himself with what the jewelry box was haha pussy..

    Submitted by pantherbball08 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:25am
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  • Aparantly no one knows that "family jewels" are the balls cuz that's what holds the sperm to carry on the genes...not the dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:05am
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  • 5:19 is right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • I put my whole package in the vag. Balls and all baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:14pm
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  • Yeah but the box has to be worh just a much as the jewls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:31pm
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  • No it is actually called a dick wallet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:47pm
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  • Absolutely!!๎Ÿ๎Ÿ๎Ÿ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:57pm
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  • My cock just died...can I bury it in your tight pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:48pm
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  • I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

    Submitted by Funkman on Feb 1, 10 at 4:44pm
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  • Nice๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:23am
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  • No. Maybe a pawn shop. you put it in easily. Sometimes you wait too long to take it out and lose it. But you always end up screwed in the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:29pm
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  • 529 Is so right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:32pm
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  • Whisker Bisquit, bearded clam, clean clam, every now and then there's clam chowder... Smells bad, tastes worse. .. Hatchet wound, stank hole, hot hole, cum recepticle, cum dumpster, lunch box, stank box, dick garage(some are 2 dick garages) , meat recepticle, slot machine, pink paycheck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:38am
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  • Yes it does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:27am
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  • First..... And yes..... Remy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23pm
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