Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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