I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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