How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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