I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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