This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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