OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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