I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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