Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I wear drunk well.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
