I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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