glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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