ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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