How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
In other news, I just burned my penis
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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