he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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