escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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