i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
