Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
