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  • WIN.

    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Feb 13, 11 at 4:45pm
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  • not quite sure there is a better offer out there

    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 13, 11 at 5:46pm
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  • Damn, I'll take constructive criticism like that all day long.

    Submitted by RyanM on Feb 13, 11 at 5:03pm
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  • Indeed, the OP's friends would have a duty to shame the OP if he didn't bail in favor of an opportunity like this. Guy code makes it a moral imperative.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 13, 11 at 6:43pm
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  • Legonut, you're a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by niggermidget on Feb 13, 11 at 6:43pm
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  • And I'm gonna go ahead and put out there if I don't answer my phone for the next two weeks I'm busy

    Submitted by vaginakilla on Feb 13, 11 at 9:53pm
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  • Who said it was some random girl? Chances are theyve met if she teaching me that

    Submitted by afkttyl on Feb 13, 11 at 5:37pm
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  • Fuck her, I did

    Submitted by Pengz on Feb 13, 11 at 9:16pm
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  • a horrible friend would be pissed off about this.

    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 13, 11 at 10:20pm
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  • I taught my girlfriend how to squirt. She didn't know she had it in her, no pun intended.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 15, 11 at 10:41am
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  • Legonut is an idiot...and B) where do I sign up for this class?

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 12:47am
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    • It's an interdisciplinary offering by the Womens' Studies and Physics departments: Bodily Fluid Dynamics 401 (and it's definitely a 400-level course).

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:13am
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  • One of the best offers EVER!!!

    Submitted by Jaffmin21 on Feb 14, 11 at 9:13pm
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  • Yeah, there's nothing about it being a one night stand or random hook up. First time I read it I figured it's a long time girlfriend

    Submitted by gaterhog on Feb 14, 11 at 7:14pm
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  • My man!!

    Submitted by jstraka on Feb 14, 11 at 12:14am
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  • love it.. my ex was a squirter. i have a dozen movies of us... hot to watch these days

    Submitted by coastalbachelor on Feb 14, 11 at 11:06am
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  • Amen

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jan 13, 13 at 7:08pm
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  • lovely

    Submitted by admilla87 on Feb 13, 11 at 5:11pm
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  • how about I come over and show YOU how to make HER squirt!?

    Submitted by dirtybongh2o on Feb 13, 11 at 4:39pm
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  • Clearly none of you have ever had an encounter with a squirter or you would know that it is not something you want! Your next day will be occupied with doing laundry getting yelled at by your roommates and maybe even buying a new mattress if you were unfortunate enough to try it on your own bed. If a girl ever tells you shes a squirter say nice to meet you, have a nice life ... dont get curious!

    Submitted by Moonman119 on Feb 14, 11 at 1:26am
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    • Roommates? Get your own place. Laundry? It needs to get done anyway; you might as well dirty your sheets. Speaking from personal experience (admittedly, long before I met my wife), squirters are worth the detergent.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:05am
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      • No kidding. The last guy I soaked had to clean his couch, and he still didn't complain.

        Submitted by CIT on Feb 14, 11 at 2:28pm
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    • Seems like moonman doesn't know how to have fun. Squirters are fun!

      Submitted by XZero on Feb 14, 11 at 7:20am
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    • If you're that worried about it put down a towel or something. Fuckin' smart right?

      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 14, 11 at 9:18pm
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    • If I had the chance to get with a squirter I would. I tried to teach a girlfriend of mine but it didn't quite work out. I would gladly walk around in soaked clothes from a girl that can squirt.

      Submitted by guardian1691 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:38am
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    • Why not eat her out in the jacuzzi bathtub?\nNo soiled bed sheets or clothes and easy cleanup.

      Submitted by summersalad33 on Feb 15, 11 at 2:26pm
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  • Anyone who vote this as a good night is dumb. Who the he'll has sex with random girls?!?!?!

    Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 13, 11 at 5:05pm
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