Texts From Last Night · skeezer's Favorites

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life

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(903): View more from Texas

I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.

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(512): View more from Texas

WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.

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(818): View more from California

I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.

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(216): View more from Ohio

i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.

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