I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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