am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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