took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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