At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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