Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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