He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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