he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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