its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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