awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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