Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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