you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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