Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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