I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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